i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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