The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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