hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
