is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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