i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I need moral support for this bender
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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