We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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