After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Every concussion has its silver lining
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
50% drunk capacity currently
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
