You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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