i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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