Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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