New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We need a shit load of segways right now
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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