it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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