why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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