It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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