is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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