Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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