They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize