Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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