Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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