Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
tell me about the fingering
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