Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just pynch a tree in the face

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(520): View more from Arizona

im six kinds of drunk right now

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket

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(586): View more from Michigan

at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i came on her dog

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(434): View more from Virginia

I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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