Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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