Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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