It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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