Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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