toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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