shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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