any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
