oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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