Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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