are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i think my cat just said my name.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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