All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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