so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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