I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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