Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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