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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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