i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.