He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.