Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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