have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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