You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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