he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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