Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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