I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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