If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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