Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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