You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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