dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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