This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
one might say we're banned from that church
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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