i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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