You're completely useless in the revolution.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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