When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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