the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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