thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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