these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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